What would make you execute Jeb Bush?

"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
09/23/2015 at 02:06 • Filed to: None

Go on, you know you want to. Even if you’re a Republican supporter.

As for Filipino Opponauts... I’m so fucking scared for Grace and Leni. And Vilma too, to some extent. They might get infected and turn into Biohazard zombies or something.

Here’s some eye rinse.

DISCUSSION (23)

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Wheelerguy
09/23/2015 at 02:11

Being dubya’s bro’ isn’t enough?

Krieger (@FSKrieger22) > Wheelerguy
09/23/2015 at 02:27

Having most of the people that led to the Aftermath of Operation Iraqi Freedom as consultants?

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Wheelerguy
09/23/2015 at 03:26

Well, I already don’t like him. So Im not gonna answer your question, but I am gonna answer one you didnt ask; “how would you execute Jeb Bush”. My answer would be have him listen to sarah palin and mitt romney have a conversation about their days for 3 weeks straight.

this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > Wheelerguy
09/23/2015 at 03:57

Oh yeah, he’s still running, right. Didn’t see him behind those two completely unprepared morons and under the shadow of his imbecile brother.

Wheelerguy > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
09/23/2015 at 04:23

Shit I knew I made a mistake.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Wheelerguy
09/23/2015 at 05:40

Jeb becoming president.

TheRealBicycleBuck > Wheelerguy
09/23/2015 at 06:02

Are you trying to turn Oppo into Gawker, Deadspin, or Jezebel? Nothing will drive a wedge between people faster than a discussion about politics or religion.

wkiernan > Wheelerguy
09/23/2015 at 06:12

It’s the morning of November 10, 2020, and I turn on the computer to read the grim world news. Our re-invasion of Iraq is not going well, our invasion of Iran has been stalled by the sinking of another nuclear aircraft carrier, and our invasion of Venezuela has caused rioting all over Latin America. The unemployment rate is shooting upward, despite or maybe because of President Jeb!’s series of economic stimuli (repeated tax cuts for millionaires and corporations, of course).

And I’m saying to myself, “I’m sure glad I’m not my kids’s age - those poor kids! - and that, next week, I am finally eligible for full benefits under the Social Security program. Fifty years of construction work in the Florida sun, I’m ready for a break. Retirement here I come!” And then I see a YouTube video of the President’s address on teevee last night.

“In response to the current economic crisis, the Bush III Administration will start off our second term by taking positive steps which will turn around this slump. First, we will strongly stimulate the economy with the immediate abolition of the Federal capital gains tax. This will cause the investing class to invest more deeply in productive businesses and will eventually lead to prosperity for all Americans. My financial advisors assure me we can confidently expect the Dow Jones Industrial Average to rise back above 10,000 by the elections in 2024.“

“Second, we as a nation have to bite the bullet; we all must share sacrifice. So I am issuing executive orders, effective today, that full retirement age for Social Security is to be increased to seventy years of age for all Americans, rich or poor.”

“Thank you and God Bless America. Now watch this drive.”

BigBlock440 > Wheelerguy
09/23/2015 at 07:57

He’d have to kill my family or something. I don’t go around wanting to kill people just because they answered a question in Spanish.

Steve in Manhattan > Krieger (@FSKrieger22)
09/23/2015 at 08:10

Clarence Thomas, thousands of needlessly dead soldiers, hundreds of thousands of dead innocent Iraqis, the Roberts court, state-sanctioned torture, Citizens United - this family has done enough damage.

Rico > Steve in Manhattan
09/23/2015 at 08:24

Yet he’s the favorite surprisingly and is probably going to get the nomination unless people REALLY start ramping up for Carson.

Which as an Academic and a Neurosurgeon is surprisingly dumb.

Steve in Manhattan > Rico
09/23/2015 at 08:53

I am careful when I talk about conservatives and the GOP: there are the genuinely dumb (Gohmert, Virginia Foxx, Eric Cantor, LePage); the wilfully ignorant (Boehner, Jeb!, Trump); and the plain old ignorant (Carson, Rick Perry, Scott Walker). So many sociopaths, so little time.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Wheelerguy
09/23/2015 at 09:14

No executions. I would, however, give him ALL of his donation money in $1 bills, along with that of his personal fortune, sail him out to a very small, deserted island in the middle of a vast ocean, drop him and his cash ashore and tell him I’d be back in one year.

In fact, I like to do this with the Koch brothers, and all the other rich assholes ruining our country with their subversion of t

he political process.

Maybe then they will finally understand that once they kill all life on the planet, they can’t eat money to survive.

I have no issue with wealth; there will always be inequality. What I take personal offense to is that the 1% do nothing to help the people of this country keep it going. They have used the laws they made to hoard such immense fortunes that is it impossible for them to spend all their money within a single lifetime, and they refuse to pay us back for their use of our public infrastructure which enabled them to make so much money in the first place. They have twisted the legal system to allow for their Corporations to be considered ‘people’; I will believe that when I can shoot one, and these companies pay little to no taxes, just like their overlords.

Imagine how little we would have to worry about our roads and bridges, and healthcare if Corporate America actually paid for the use of all these things to make their money?

So, fuck them. Fuck them all. i know Life isn’t fair, but this is just theft, plain and simple.

PatBateman > Wheelerguy
09/23/2015 at 09:47

What would make me execute Jeb?

If he became a socialist, probably. I think that running for the POTUS position as a socialist is a sign of mental incompetence.

Rico > Steve in Manhattan
09/23/2015 at 10:24

My thing is, how is it that they are this clueless on common sense issues?

Also does separation of Church and State mean anything to anyone? While obviously the “church” as an entity does not control policy, religion somehow does and to me the lines become blurred. I constantly hear “The Bible says xxxx” in regards to taxes (Carson’s tithe tax plan) gay marriage, or women’s right to choose. WHY

wiffleballtony > Wheelerguy
09/23/2015 at 10:29

I basically have no opinion of him. Also there are more vile politicians out there.

RallyWrench > Rico
09/23/2015 at 13:39

Seriously, that guy is the dumbest sounding doctor I’ve ever heard speak.

touring the brook - now with ZHP! > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
09/23/2015 at 19:59

I’m not sure the Romney-Bot can run without a charge for more than 48 hours.

orcim > TheRealBicycleBuck
09/24/2015 at 02:28

Nah - only if they have no ability to listen or can’t generate respect for the other opinion/side. Both states are contra-indicated for normal human community development and only apply to tribal warfare.

I’ve seen Oppo do both, so maybe ok?

Wheelerguy > pip bip - choose Corrour
09/24/2015 at 04:48

Absolutely.

Wait a sec.

Wheelerguy > wiffleballtony
09/24/2015 at 04:49

Like Bernie.

Wait not “that” Bernie.

wiffleballtony > Wheelerguy
09/24/2015 at 10:26

I don’t think I like either Bernie.

Wheelerguy > wiffleballtony
09/24/2015 at 11:04

Eh, better than worse.